This, is for my husband, who would appreciate it, if I would use more, commas
Dear, Husband, and Dad, Daddy, Jim,
We, your family, one wife, two daughters, would like to tell you, how much we miss you, when you are gone. We each, find our own methods, for coping. Oldest, enjoys painting. Youngest, eating. Wife, and mother, drinks too much coffee, because she just can't sleep, without you.
We also want to thank you, Daddy, for a wonderful, happy, happy, Birthday, weekend. Thank-you, for the birthday dates, at Steak and Shake. For taking your girls shopping, and out of the house, so Mom, could decorate. And, when you came home, for not complaining, or even mentioning, well only once, that just maybe, Mom went a teeny bit, overboard, on birthdays, this year. And, for even, appearing, delighted, when everything, in your home, turned peptobismal pink, and glittery.
We, your girls, love you dearly, and don't worry, at least half, of the pepto-pink, will be put away, when you get home.