Well I guess it was on my mind when I fell asleep last night, because in the middle of the night I woke up to a soft, low-frequency humming sound, and I knew exactly what it was.
I lay very still, listening and waiting- for what?
dead birds falling on the roof?
It sounded like a very quiet vibration, and so finally I got up to check my phone to see if the noise was somehow coming from there. I noticed that I had an unread text message from a number I didn't recognize. This is what it said:
"Look first at the base of their skulls and behind their ears. We're free of them now, but it's been a rough week."
(I could not make this up).
I froze.Obviously, the English-speaking aliens were communicating, and the message was somehow transmitted to my phone!
I got up and crept from room to room, peering out the blinds, looking for signs of extra terrestrials.
I debated who to call:
surely Brian Williams would want to know?
As I was thinking I happened to see that I had only read the second part of a text. The first part read:
Just to let you know, (our son) got lice. You should check your kids for nits . ..
I still don't know what the buzzing noise was, but I am going to stop eating chocolate before I go to bed.